BERTHA'S A REAL SQUIRTER | Trucker Hat | To Hide Your Bald Spot
Meet Bertha Beef Curtains—a woman of questionable legend, questionable hygiene, and an absolutely undeniable talent for causing a scene.
They say Bertha once wandered into a county fair looking for a funnel cake and accidentally started a three-alarm meaty spray incident. The fire department showed up. The livestock panicked. Three grown men abandoned their corndogs. And Bertha? She just stood there laughing, wearing sunglasses and yelling, “I TOLD YA I WAS A REAL SQUIRTER!”
Now, you can carry on her legacy with the BERTHA'S A REAL SQUIRTER Trucker Hat—a gloriously ridiculous hat designed to keep the sun off your dome, hide that bald spot you've been pretending isn't getting bigger, and let the world know that you're probably not the person they should invite to a quiet dinner party.
Whether you're cruising the highway, mowing the lawn, or desperately trying to distract everyone from what's happening on top of your head, Bertha's got you covered.
Warning: May attract attention, questionable conversations, and people asking, “Uh... what exactly does that mean?”
BERTHA'S A REAL SQUIRTER — because sometimes the best way to hide a bald spot is to put something absolutely unhinged on top of it.
More details
- 100% polyester
- High-profile
- Adjustable plastic snap
- One size fits most
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Bertha Beef Curtains
- Email: contact@support.berthabeefcurtains.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 24" - 26"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
BERTHA'S A REAL SQUIRTER | Trucker Hat | To Hide Your Bald Spot Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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One size
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24
|
6
|
3
|
8.6
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